the noonie




This Goofy dance track for your cringing pleasure.About 100bpm and just under 3 mins of your life wasted. Probably better off with the instrumentals below. NoonieA wet but beautiful place which is best shared with someone you loveA female’s sexual organ– Paul February 14, 2004 Thanks for listening. Hope you find it useful.


A word with you Ft Lollievox




*bump*.  Mastering/mix update. Short little pop track featuring vocal samples from lollievox and this tone deaf fool. Apologies to Lollievox. She had no idea About 110 bpm. *still* Not sure what key. Original Posted date: Feb 13, 2016 @ 22:03Hope you enjoy.


All a lie




One for the new year. Clocking in at about 180 bpm, mellow pop track featuring terrible vocals from that tone deaf fool. Something about lies. Mostly nonsense and whatnot. Apologies in advance for that guitar riff. It sucks….I know. Hope you enjoy anyways.